Josh Hawley and The Nazis: Seditious Escapades at The Capitol
History has a jet with the speed that it’s repeating itself. The sheer ignorance of the populace has led to a reimagined 1814 (which is a side quest during a main Spanish Flu 2 arc) where it’s own citizens replace the foreign combatants who attacked the Capitol on 1/6/2021. Though it did not end with the Capitol set ablaze, this a harrowing example of the power of lies, criminal rhetoric and hate. Lies pumped into the brainwashed minds of terrorists. The ridicule these terrorists received should not end or be forgiven, and they must face consequences for their crimes. No exception because many cosplayed as goobers. Someone dressed as a furry Viking can still pull out an automatic weapon. A suicide bomber holding a rubber chicken, still is gonna blow up. A frat boy Senator raising his fist to the crowd as he goes into the Capitol and pees his pants under his desk at the very people he egged on, is not to be shrugged off.
That bro (or, bruh) is former Missouri Attorney General turned Missouri Senator, Josh Hawley. A feckless, fascistic chud who was the young buck on campus until Jon Ossoff became Senate-elect and will be the youngest currently in The Senate at only 33. Josh Hawley is 41 and this is relevant because despite talks of expulsion/censure for objecting to the electoral college, that will greatly damage his future in politics, it means fuck-all to a voter-base spurn from toxic hatred. His relative youth, backed by a poisonous, slobbering republican sewer, means we will be dealing with this antagonistic fuck for a while either in congress or media.
An expulsion would let him join the 15 other Senators since 1789. Oh, right, There’s also talks of expelling/censuring Ted Cruz (TX), Tommy Tuberville (AL), Roger Marshall (KS), John Kennedy (LA), Cindy Hyde-Smith (MS) from the Senate. Oh, shit, and 126 shitheads in the House (just look that one up for the list). Trump owns the circus, Josh Hawley is the ringleader of this malarkey (borrowing from President Biden, as of 1/20/2021) so he gets the article about his circus. His circus is full of clowns, slipping on banana peels and dog shits with their AR-15’s and shooting themselves, tazing their balls, and farting. A final fart as the life expels from their body and they die from COVID and fascism. While Josh Hawley calls his moronic brood Patriots.
Josh Hawley spent time during the insurrection fundraising and crying about his propaganda not being put on bookshelves. Josh spent his tenure as Senator since elected in 2018, praising dear leader Trump and acting as a Nazi youth leader. Spreading hatred and lies from his desk, to the media, and demonizing Antifa (which again literally means anti-fascist, which is why they don’t like you, Josh) while a slew of hogs stormed the Capitol after his fist pump. Josh Hawley has blood on his hands from not only the insurrection but from COVID denial and his time as Missouri AG. During his Tenure as Missouri Attorney General, he declined to prosecute anyone for the death of Tory Sanders.
Even his former mentor, John Danforth, called backing Josh Hawley “The worst mistake of my life”. Even republican scum is calling you shit, Josh Hawley. You fucking preppie, Authoritarian Zack Morris looking Nazi-BJ’ing motherfucker. Anyone (good) that campaigns against if you ever have a shot in politics again deserves to win, doube-down and quadruple to the power of infinity. Your next birthday I hope your cake is rotten carrots. I hope the groundhog flips you off. On 4/20 I hope your bong breaks and Hitler’s ghost doesn’t show up. On the 4th of July, I hope all your fireworks get wet. On Halloween I hope you get skittles mixed with M&M’s. On Christmas, I hope Santa forgets to give you even the coal especially since you have a boner for coal. Forever. Resign, get expelled, whatever and take your Nazi-circus and get out of dodge, bitch. The Nazi chapter of history needs to be closed and you and your kind crushed under a vault of democracy.
Oh, and fuck off.
